Malmsteen, Satch, Hendrix and the others....

The title says it all.. You have Malmsteen, the fastest electric guitar player on "harmonic minor scales," Joe 'Satch' Satriani, the master of rock'n'roll and boogie, and Jimi Hendrix, the precursor of the new genre of rock'n'roll: Hard Rock..and then, you have the others lagging behind, trying restlessly to imitate the 'top lot'. Hmmm, "lagging behind " is maybe a too harsh word, really... there are, in fact, SO MANY other electric guitar players out there worth their salt, no doubt about that, but it's normal to have preferences, isn't it? Aaarr, I was writing a SPLENDID article on Yngwie Malmsteen the other day(his bio-, discography etc), but unfortuantely the connection was reset and everything was lost! Somebody would say "But why didn't you copied the text into Word or something like that?". Well unluckily enough, the copy/paste commands were not working at that very moment! So, I've learnt a great lesson: better save your work 3 hours too soon than 3 minutes too late! (taken from Batman Begins: "Better 3 hours too early than 3 minutes too late").


P.S: Going to watch Harry Potter tomorrow!! Yes man!!

picture taken from amazon.com, december 2005, The Seventh Sign album cover.

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year 2006!!!!!

Stonefalcon: Merry Christm...hey wait I've already written my wishes above! Or should I write it again?
Morgan: Hmm hmm, should you write it again, Sir? Good question..
Stonefalcon: But what would be the use of a title if we have to rewrite it again in the text below, uh?
Morgan: What would be its use? Good question again..Sir.
Stonefalcon: Hmm hmm,..err why, when, how...Aaaarrrrghhh, leave it man, its Christmas! NO warming up of the brain allowed!
Morgan: No, no sir..not a single degree more
Stonefalcon: ..noh, noh, not one slight , minute, ridiculously small rise..
Morgan: No sir..not at all
Stonefalcon: A-hem, stop it will you!!! Will you talk sense for once!
Morgan: Hmm may thy Lord pardon me succintly, but it seems that it is you who is tending to deleterious talks. Er..cakes, I think kids call thee, sir...
Stonefalcon: What! Do you mean to say I, the Master, talks kids' language?!
Morgan: Pardon me, sir...I didn't meant to...
Stonefalcon: Enough!... Good for you, it's Christmas...Or else, or else...Err..Something would have happened...
Morgan (thinking): (He wouldn't have done anything anyway...I do everything for him: the cooking, the ironing..)
Stonefalcon (thinking): (Shit I have to learn cooking, I have to learn cooking, I have to learn cooking...)

Jokes Jokes Jokes

Yaiiii!! I've just got a joke book from a friend and I'm enjoying myself like ever!! That must be the best pages of a book I've ever set my eyes on!! Love you Yuyu!! Really cool (and perverted, of course; what did you expect else from Yuyu, huh?). Here's one of the jokes I greatly appreciated:-

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It was the first time that the bishop had visited the small town, and arrangements and celebrations had been planned for weeks. On his arrival, a young journalist squeezed his way to the front of the thronging crowds and called out to him.
"Your Worship, what about the brothels?"
The Bishop looked surprised and replied, "Are there any brothels here?"
The following day the headline in the newspaper read
"First words spoken by the Bishop: Are there any brothels here?"
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Ha ha ha!! So funny... a bit like me in fact! (yeah yeah, be humble mummy says...)
There are some other exhilarating jokes but they contain SOOOOOO MANY rude word! And my blog is already rated 'adult' even without them, so... :(

Hey, Happy Holidays to all the medics!!

The sketch is finished! Mission Accomplished! 2

Thousands of excuses

Oh, sorry! I nearly forgot to thank my close collaborators Javed, Asil, Rubeina, Yushrah, Chandini, Nadia, Kawthur and our team leaders Rubina and Zaahirah and many others (Sorry, but I can't put ALL the names! The list is long) for their great work! Bye Bye...

(Rubeina and Yushrah did not do anything! Why did I mentioned their names? Oh yes, they acted as audience, the spirits of the team. Thanks to them for their presence!)

The sketch is finished! Mission Accomplished!

Miko, sketch me an ice-cream...

Aaah! We finished off the draft of the sketch today! Alleluja! Good Gracious! Fouf papa! Managed to remove that burden over our heads finally! It was a long and tedious task but it’s now over (at least for now, because it’s just a draft; not the final scenario!). Even if being in the committee for script-writing meant that I had to get up early to go to the university (during the holidays!) to work on that scenario, it was however an enriching and inspiring experience, let alone funny at times too! We had to rack our brains to find good dialogues for the characters of the play and, sticking to our reputation, we tried to make it as comical and original as possible. It was a great deal of fun really, except when we had to include medical jargon and tiresome technical words, but these were necessary (the sketch is supposed to gain us marks for the ‘Medicine In Society’ module!). Anyway, we tried to make it as interesting as we could afford (Yep, we are not allowed to use creole...Pity! Such an extraordinary and gifted language wasted to the profit of the boring English!). And hey! I’ll have a role in it! Hmm, I wonder if my acting will be alright... I’ve not done something like this since.. euh. .since... hmm.. since.. since.. err.. (Wait, I’m thinking, man!)... since... (Oh boy when was it, the last time?..)... since... (in kindergarten?)... since... err.. since... (hmm maybe since primary school?)... since... euh since... (am I gonna put something FINALLY?!!)... since... (aah, let’s go to sleep)..since... (zzzzzzz).... since.... since... since... (Ooooaaaah, well-slept..What? Not decided yet?!).... since.... since.... ok let’s say since Standard 3 (or once upon a time in space and time where I had no pubic hair, where I had no muscles showing, where mummy was still bathing me, where I still believed in Santa Claus, where I thought that babies came by post, where I was the smallest git around and thought I was born dwarf, where...). I just can’t wait for next year when we will actually ‘play’ the sketch! That would one of the coolest experience in my life! Yep! I wouldn’t have to play Worms, hack Windows, play the guitar or slap my sister to get satisfaction anymore! I will have the sketch to let off the steam I keep inside (Piiiiiiiiiiiiiip! Tempo lor difé! Mo fam lor telephone..Cari pé briler lor difé..Mo fam lor telephone... Mooooo fam lor telephone, Mooo fam lor telephone..Wa wa man..In da mix, in da mix...Cheese up!).

More to come tomorrow! By the way, tomorrow: practical at MGI! Yaiiii! Strolling in the gardens of the MGI; there’s nothing better than this (except s_x perhaps...)

Yours Sucksexfully,

Morgan Stonefalcon (West Essex)

Holidays !!!! Or is it?

Stonefalcon's

It's the holidays. Ha ha, very happy :- | What? I'm happy I tell you! Don't you believe me? Look at my face: :-|
Ok, OK, I concede: I'm not that happy in fact... No, really! It's the first time in my short, tiny, minute, insignificant (don't be so cruel with yourself!) life that I'm not happy that the holidays are there... Assignments, reports..what's next? Oh holy shit! REVISION! It's like the bell that tolls for whom the bell tolls!! REVISION! Dong.. Dong... Dong... ..............euh am I already dead? NO? OK, then...

Tomorrow I'm going to give that damned report on blood smear... Hope I did it well...I hope I'll get a good grade for it (especially for the lecturer. If he does not give me a good grade, he better run for his life!!)

Anyway, I think I have no other option than to take life as it comes ...again and again and again...